trouble clef

Jun 02
megustamemes:

Scumbag Brain

megustamemes:

Scumbag Brain

Jun 01
  • Teacher: Schools almost over
  • Teacher: and this is crazy
  • Teacher: but here's three projects
  • Teacher: due by friday
Jun 01
thelordofthebutts:

ugh:

WHATJ

WHAT IS THIS FROM HOLY SHIT

thelordofthebutts:

ugh:

WHATJ

WHAT IS THIS FROM HOLY SHIT

Jun 01
Jun 01
omg i want to do thisI’ve been wanting to cuddle, but he wants to play diabloso we’ve just been sitting at opposite ends of the room playing 

omg i want to do this
I’ve been wanting to cuddle, but he wants to play diablo
so we’ve just been sitting at opposite ends of the room playing 

May 30
May 30

damnthatswhatshesaid:


One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. 

This is what happens when you put a lava lamp on the stove. 

May 30
May 30

how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

May 29
memewhore:

Malcolm in the Middle and unintentional foreshadowing.

omg

memewhore:

Malcolm in the Middle and unintentional foreshadowing.

omg